Email thing-ez...

The other day I noticed my email "in"box was alittle strange. There was a few items of interest all in a line, one right after the other. I started laughing and then wondered how many weird thing-ez come into my email. So I made a list today and here is what I got:

Burn it... (you want me to do what?)
Loose it.... (oh, I've lost lots of things!)
Find it.... (yep, then I found them all)
Please confirm....(what, why?)
Hi Debi....(do I know you?)
Make $ the easy way....(is this a oxymoron statement)
Found it-Loved it ....(good for you, but what's that got to do w/me?)
Burn Quick......(again w/the burn thing!)
Always a Southern Gal....(I am in heart)
Match dating....(is this like The Memory Game?)
Global Nutrition Specialist.....(my husband would say that this was my

title, I always try to get others to eat healthy)
Goodbye Yellow Teeth.....(auh shucks, I like yellowish/greenish teeth)
Secrets to a Sound Sleep....( easy- ear plugs and a Tylenol PM)
Booking Buddy.....(does this involve the Mafia?)
Drop 20 by April 1st....( this is either an ad for the Marines OR a weight loss promise)
Blazing White Smile.......(FINALLY! but is blazin the same as smokin?)
Can’t pay IRS?....(talk to Geightner and the Obama Staff in DC)
Massage Therapy....(I'm game)
Love and Seek Christians.....( is this a run off of Lost It-Find It?)
Susan’s Anti-aging Secrets.....(sign me up)
Someone thinks you are dumb.....(shoot, it has taken me years to overcome this one)
All Natural Body Flush.....(all natural and flush in the same

sentence, where are your manners?)
Uncle Sam JR.... (Uncle Sam had a child)
Max Colon..... (Is this a new name for a baby boy or do we name our colons these days?)

I hope this Thursday is a wonderful addition to your week! Joy to you!